thebrainpolice?

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About me

Gender Male
Location you should probably know... unless you dont know me in which case cool thanks for reading this, United States
Introduction WHOAAAA im cynical and have strong opinions. this summer (particularly towards the end of the pecos) i worked hard to not force them down others throats and be a jerk about it. I'm a night owl. mornings can suck it.i like comics, the smell of rain, and those few, few i trust with my life. If I ever talk to you late at night, forgive me because I will most certainly say things I either don't mean or should know not to say. Mah bad, foo'
Interests music, guitar, video games, paper mario, SNL, anything on comedy central, spinal tap, and how they manage to fold starbursts so goddamn perfectly. i actually try refolding them.. i failed
Favorite Movies THIS IS SPINAL TAP, AIRPLANE!, The Squid and the Whale, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wordplay, Caddyshack, DUCK SOUP, Clerks II, Wordplay, Forrest Gump, and Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Favorite Music FRANK ZAPPA (& THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION), BLACK SABBATH, THE WHO, (they are the greatest band ever), THE BEATLES, and their solo shiz, some indie, METALLICA, THE GRATEFUL DEAD, LED ZEPPELIN, QUEEN, U2, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, Cream and Clapton, David Bowie, Def Leppard, System of a Down's earlier stuff, Fleetwood Mac, ALICE COOPER, VAN HALEN, Jethro Tull, Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Sublime, ZZ Top, Ozzy, PINK FLOYD
Favorite Books Animal Farm, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Lord of the Flies, Jurassic Park, the fabric of reality, of mice and men, the da vinci code

If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?

other... dirt... plus... blood