Michael
| Location | College Station, Texas, United States |
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| Introduction | I have a love-hate relationship with the internet. I'd really prefer to be knocking the snot out of a seven iron, but there's just too much cool stuff on the web these days that I can't miss. (Anyone who doesn't like sites like The Smoking Gun is crazy --- a mugshot of Leif Garrett --- please, it doesn't get any better than that!). By the way, since there isn't a section below for "Least Favorites", here are some of mine: TV Commercials, Stalin Apologists, Chain Restaurants, Wal-Mart, Trade with the Chinese, Lazy People Who Patrol the Grocery Store Parking Lot For a Close Spot Instead of Just Parking their Damn Car, Police Officers on a Power Trip, Violations of US Sovereignty, Liars |
| Interests | Dictators, Golf, College Football, Explosions, River Rafting, Barbecue, a good Bloody Mary |
| Favorite Movies | Raiders of the Lost Ark, Braveheart, Pulp Fiction, The Naked Gun, The Usual Suspects, The Shawshank Redemption, Deliverance, The Empire Strikes Back |
| Favorite Music | Some rock, a little country, a bit of folk, even some classical |
| Favorite Books | 1984, Inside the Third Reich, The Sea Wolf, White Fang, Blind Man's Bluff, Most anything by Pat Buchanan, A Distant Mirror, 1066, Freakonomics |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
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