My blogs

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Glorified Babysitter
Location Killadelphia, PA, United States
Introduction My birthday falls on the Libra/Scorpio cusp, hence, I am: artistic, creative, indecisive, musically inclined, impatient, passionate, empathetic, and sexual. Also? Kids like me, I go to art school, and I enjoy the social perks of being "culturally Jewish."
Interests Love, family, friendship, film, all things Disney, sex, making love, fucking, makeup, MAC, Sephora, Urban Decay, tattoos, writing, reading, photography, psychology, astrology, grammar, alliteration, nostalgia, dancing, pilates, wishing I could play the piano better, wishing I could play guitar at all, screenwriting (yes, writing and screenwriting are entirely separate categories), sarcasm, wit, lowbrow humor, your mom, "that's what she said", puppies, Tim Burton, pasta, sushi, chocolate, dreadlocks, flawless skin, green eyes, light brown eyes, collarbones, jaw lines, cheekbones, flirting, seduction, Captain and Diet Coke, baking, relationship advice, celebrity gossip, Halloween, Christmas, British accents, argyle, plaid, ANTM, dreams, cows, black, green, orange, horror movies, all things macabre, the word "language", making turkey noises, Chuck Talyors, pinups, men with long hair, Japan, The Backyardigans, Clive Owen, Greek and Roman mythology, Bethany Beach, Chandler Bing, orange roses, nutrition, squeezable mayonnaise, bookstores, exhibitionism, equality, acceptance, metalheads, hippies, blasians, making fun of hipsters, karma
Favorite Movies When Harry Met Sally, Annie Hall, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Closer, Almost Famous, Half Baked, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Fever Pitch, Little Children, Garden State, High Fidelity, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Mean Girls, Requiem for a Dream, Shortbus, Shaun of the Dead, Finding Nemo, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, The Breakfast Club, Children of Men, The Lion King, The Shining, The Emperor's New Groove, The Exorcist, Clerks, Clerks 2, Igby Goes Down, Thin, The Witches of Eastwick, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Beaches, Kinsey, Old School, Bye Bye Love, American History X, The Last Kiss, Thirteen, The Wedding Singer, The Sandlot, Aladdin, Forrest Gump, Fight Club, Ray, A League of Their Own, Love Actually, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Father of the Bride (Part I and II), 13 Going on 30, Shrek, Shrek 2, Wedding Crashers, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the original, not that Jim Carrey shit), Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction, Death Proof, Goodfellas, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Unfaithful, Disney's Robin Hood, Big Fish, Lolita, Halloween, The Break-Up, 50 First Dates, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Life is Beautiful, Freaky Friday, Harold and Maude, Dawn of the Dead, Billy Madison, Goldmember, Waiting, School of Rock, American Psycho, Sweeney Todd, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, The Last Unicorn, National Lampoon's Vacation, Howard Stern's Private Parts, Dumb and Dumber, Fame, Hitch
Favorite Music The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Bob Marley, Audioslave, Fiona Apple, Guns n' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Amy Winehouse, Sublime, Pantera, AC-DC, Chris Cornell, Temple of the Dog, Stone Temple Pilots, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, The Allman Brothers Band, Billy Joel, Black Label Society, Coldplay, Dashboard Confessional, Incubus, Bob Dylan, The Eagles, Nick Drake, The Killers, Pearl Jam, Oasis, The Beatles, Mariah Carey, Smashing Pumpkins, Feist, The Rolling Stones, U2, Marilyn Manson, Pink, Alien Ant Farm, Duffy
Favorite Books Haunted, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Diary, Lullaby, Fight Club, Stranger than Fiction, Great Expectations, Slaughterhouse 5, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Killing Yourself to Live, High Fidelity, A Long Way Down, How to be Good, A Christmas Carol, Scar Tissue, You Poor Monster, The Contortionist's Handbook, A Piece of Cake, Catcher in the Rye, Middlesex, He's Just Not That Into You, Lolita, Other People's Love Letters, Face Forward, Making Faces