RedHerring45

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation Debunking/Demystifying Fallacies
Location Awesomeville, Ohio, United States
Introduction I enjoy redecorating my home, which just so happens to be the Batcave set from the original Batman Series. I obtained the Batcave, which was in a total state of disrepair, by bartering my snowglobe collection. Then I rented a military transport and had the Batcave airlifted from a junk yard in suburban Las Angeles to my estate in Awesomeville. Thereupon, I had a team of 317 artisans from the Awesomeville construction guild painstakingly restore the Batcave to my humble abode. After expending 13 trillion dollars on the restoration, I have to admit that my two favorite modifications were replacing the brass veneer on the bat-pole with brushed nickel and having the barricade to the Batcave retract on the sound of the horn from any of the 5 original General Lee's I own.
Interests Civil War Reinactments, Law School, Weighing Things, Taco Bell, Assigning Objective Ratings to Subjective Things, Home Decorating, Muscle Cars, Competitive Eating, Playstation, Collecting Plastic Utensils from Restaurants, Cooking, Giving Bad Advice, Matchmaking, Body Building, Making Fun of People, Law & Order, Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown
Favorite Music George Gershwin, Duke Ellington, Cole Porter, Louis Armstrong, Britney Spears, The Killers, Yellowcard, Panic at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Tupac, Led Zeppelin
Favorite Books All Quiet on the Western Front, The Great Gatsby, Gilbert's Law Summary (First Year Box Set), Freakonomics, Black's Law Dictionary, Dobb's Hornbook, Awesomeville Municipal Code Book, Titan, Theordore Rex, Body Building Bible, Catcher in The Rye

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

Actually, my hand is robotic as is 32.7% of my body. Being as old as I, body parts have to be replaced with suitable robotic options.