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| Occupation | Peon |
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| Introduction | As a child I fell into an abandoned well. After several days, I was adopted by giant hairless moles who taught me the "Way of the Dirt" a philosophy that I still follow to this day. Also, I have a really nice lawn because I consider grubs to be a delicacy. |
| Interests | Philately, Philosophy, Philandering, Phillies, Fillies, Fried Chicken |
| Favorite movies | <a href="http://www.archive.org/search.php?sort=title&query=%28coronet%20instructional%20films%20AND%20collection%3Aprelinger%29%20AND%20-mediatype%3Acollection%20AND%20firstTitle:S">Dick York's Masterpiece, "Shy Guy"</a> |
| Favorite music | Seriously, almost anything... Oh I kid... Most of the stuff you like is garbage. |
| Favorite books | The Hol..cough..cough... all right... Penthouse Forum. Are you happy now? |