Alfredo Triff
| Occupation | Flamingo feeder |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Pursuant to your demand, I hereby permit you to replenish the 56 stages of decomposition of new rock in the hexaphyllous embossed rose with Castro's mineral remains. |
| Interests | Garage clear-out, martian petrology, frog masturbation, Papuan food |
| Favorite movies | Sherlock Jr. |
| Favorite music | Persian prismatic and melismatic non-schismatic chants |
| Favorite books | The Tale of Peter Rabbit |