English pillock

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Introduction A very random, yet knowledgeable and often disheveled Englishman who likes to play with toy soldiers. Rather self deprecating and has issues keeping my mouth shut at times. Being too honest and a total git to my friends. Hopless at picking up signals and has atrocious luck with women. Pretty much sums me up in a slightly damaged package. (Also not a monkey. Just an FYI)