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Colonel Pork AKA Gohantech
On Blogger since: January 2012
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LocationPorkvilleton City, The International Federation of Pork
IntroductionHe likes making mediocre videos. He's from the planet Hammzarntorg. He can quote just about any line from the movie "Liar Liar." He, ironically, loves eating beef, despite famously conquering the Steer Warriors of West Barkas in the Fourth Steer/Boar War of 1832 in which Colonel Pork agreed to not eat any more of his beef enemies and let them live peacefully on the land that they both fought for in exchange for the land that he would later turn into the International Federation of Pork. He is intrigued by Richard Gere, Willem Dafoe, and Jeff Goldblum. He likes making repetitious statements in his description that all start with "he." He collected pogs as a kid but never understood their purpose. He is the terror that, um, OINKS, in the night. He likes to go hee-hee when watching He-Man and getting the heeby jeebies inhaling helium in a garbage heap. Meh.
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