Brian

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Visionary.
Location Seattle, Washington, United States
Introduction My name is Brian and I rule. FACT. Eh. Whatever. Like I said less than 3 sentences ago, my name is Brian, and I'm pretty much a dork. When I'm not theorizing, thinking, or messing with computers, I'm usually hanging out with friends, cracking jokes at inappropriate moments, demonstrating mad basketball skills, skating (my board is actually busted), showing off, being loud and obnoxious, working out, drawing, ranting, arguing, and disregarding social norms.
Interests Art (sketching, graphic design), skateboarding, basketball, paintball, music (sax, drums, electric guitar), grrrrrs, flirting with grrrrrs, eating surplus amounts of pizza, web-design, Flash 8, contemplating reality, writing, not reading good literature, making light of grim situations, lighting things on fire, anything with over-the-top explosions, bright flashing objects, philosophy, and using everything as an excuse to act out.
Favorite Movies War of the Worlds (both original and new version), Team America, Happy Gilmore, Meet the Parents, Old School, Starship Troopers, Airplane & Airplane 2: The Sequel, 8 Mile, Nacho Libre, Hell is for Heroes, Hamburger Hill, Apocalypse Now, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Death, LOTR the Two Towers, MP Quest for the Holy Grail
Favorite Music System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Kervin, Pantera, DragonForce, Public Enemy, Run DMC, Tupac, The Atmosphere, BlackStar, Norma Jean, U2, Probot, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Tool, Weird Al, Beethoven, Miloš Bok
Favorite Books Reading is for people with attention spans. But for the record, 1984 (G. Orwell) and War of the Worlds (H.G Wells) are some of my all time favorites.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I wouldn't. I'd spend the rest of my days harassing the goat with the slinky, just for kicks.