The Undead Asshole
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Museums or Libraries |
| Occupation | Ghost |
| Location | Vatican City |
| Introduction | I'm back from the grave just to piss you off. Because you are that important. Seriously, what the fuck do you think? Many things remain unsaid and I seem to have a chance to say them. So I shall say them and the truth is I do not give a fuck what anyone thinks. There are others I might speak to but my friend Lily is the only one I will work with. I don't have either the patience or the substance to spread myself between lots of people. Sorry. |
| Interests | Though some things remain the same, many interests are different than they were in life. Happy to disappoint you. |
| Favorite movies | The thing I have enjoyed most since meeting my friend is Beavis and Butt Head. Seriously. If I was alive I would have pissed my pants I was laughing so hard. |
| Favorite music | Some things remain the same but also there are changes to what I like. In spirit, certain types of music can be felt as well as heard, and are very pleasant at this level. |
| Favorite books | The one I helped write. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
By saying to the fucking deck hand "clean up the shit, you asshole, before I throw you overboard." And then find out who the hell had been shitting on the deck in the first place. By then, heads would roll.