The Undead Asshole

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Museums or Libraries
Occupation Ghost
Location Vatican City
Introduction I'm back from the grave just to piss you off. Because you are that important. Seriously, what the fuck do you think? Many things remain unsaid and I seem to have a chance to say them. So I shall say them and the truth is I do not give a fuck what anyone thinks. There are others I might speak to but my friend Lily is the only one I will work with. I don't have either the patience or the substance to spread myself between lots of people. Sorry.
Interests Though some things remain the same, many interests are different than they were in life. Happy to disappoint you.
Favorite Movies The thing I have enjoyed most since meeting my friend is Beavis and Butt Head. Seriously. If I was alive I would have pissed my pants I was laughing so hard.
Favorite Music Some things remain the same but also there are changes to what I like. In spirit, certain types of music can be felt as well as heard, and are very pleasant at this level.
Favorite Books The one I helped write.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

By saying to the fucking deck hand "clean up the shit, you asshole, before I throw you overboard." And then find out who the hell had been shitting on the deck in the first place. By then, heads would roll.