Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Occupation	Textslave
Location	Dou Liu, Yunlin County, Taiwan
Introduction	I'm just a poor wayfaring stranger, a long way from home.
Interests	Voice Acting, Creative Writing, Reading, Fiction, Music, Music Composition, Digital Lifestyle, The role of the Imagination in Perception and Creativity, Education Reform, Xylophone, and Feetlebaum.
Favorite movies	Animal Crackers, Darkman, Evil Dead 2, Brain Donors, Grand Illusion, Mr. Blandings Builds his Dream House
Favorite music	Elvis Costello, Prokofiev, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Counting Crows, the Beatles, Gerald & the Glaring Omissions, the Cranberries, DC Talk, JS Bach, PDQ Bach, Spike Jones,
Favorite books	Harry Potter series, Series of Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings series, The Club Dumas, the Groucho Letters, Giant Bones, Eats Shoots & Leaves

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

By wearing a false bard and quivering.