Tim D.

My blogs

About me

Gender Male
Industry Internet
Occupation Series of Tubes Unclogger
Location United States
Introduction Like every other political candidate, I'm a man on a mission. My mission is just cooler than theirs. You see, I'm not really running for president of the world. I don't have to do that. In fact, all I'm running for is the chance to have people read my satirical blogs in this uncreative world. And it'd be great to work for The Onion.