Van the Man
My blogs
| Location | United States |
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| Introduction | So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet... ...and I get on as a caddy at a course in the Himalayas. So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. The son of the Lama. With flowing robes, grace, bald, striking. I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama. Long! Into a foot crevice right at the base of this glacier! Do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga da gunga." So we finish and he's going to stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama! "How about a little something, you know, for the effort?" And he says, "There won't be any money... "...but when you die, on your deathbed... "...you will receive total consciousness." So I've got that going for me... which is nice. |