About me

Location	The Land God Forgot, California
Introduction	A largely carbon-based organism, Colonel Gentleman struggles every day to bring effete dandyism back to the forefront of polite society. Sparring only with his wit and ponderous vocabulary (because the government arbitrarily decided a walking stick containing a sword to be a "concealed weapon"), the good Colonel sits uncomfortably in his ivory tower, wryly pondering how many elephants died to provide the construction materials.

Location

The Land God Forgot, California

Introduction

A largely carbon-based organism, Colonel Gentleman struggles every day to bring effete dandyism back to the forefront of polite society. Sparring only with his wit and ponderous vocabulary (because the government arbitrarily decided a walking stick containing a sword to be a "concealed weapon"), the good Colonel sits uncomfortably in his ivory tower, wryly pondering how many elephants died to provide the construction materials.