Gender	Male
Occupation	student
Location	Ypsilanti, Michigan, United States
Introduction	I have a birthmark, and if I ever show it to you, I either really like you, or all of my clothes have inexplicably melted off of my body.
Interests	sex, money, decadence, karaoke, trivia.
Favorite movies	The Breakfast Club, The Usual Suspects, Rebel Without a Cause.
Favorite music	Not country.
Favorite books	The Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy.

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Anatomically impossible marital aids.