Give Jools the captaincy, put Jops in the middle and play Stoo and RJ up front

About me

Gender	Male
Introduction	A certain Mr. Kaizer took me in. He is the proud owner of the world's heaviest siamese cat.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Ride the goat. And on my way up, send the slinky down the stairs. Easy.