|Occupation||VP of Sales|
|Location||Gladstone, Missouri, United States|
|Introduction||"A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine!"|
|Interests||I like to molest fruit on the vine, go to bull fights on mars, and watch the sunset through the flames of armageddon.|
|Favorite Movies||all of them|
|Favorite Music||none of it.|
|Favorite Books||most of them|
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made of pancakes and it will commemorate the victory over an all protein diet.