Wesley Loftis

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Chemicals
Occupation Lab Analyst
Location Philadelphia, TN, United States
Introduction Half-a-century old now; still believe I'm 25. Two kids who act like they grew up on different planets. Been married to their mother since 1987.
Interests Good whiskey, fine firearms, my family, vacations, and my cat.
Favorite Movies Stalag 17, Sabrina, Bringing Up Baby, Life With Father, Mr. Roberts, Star Wars, The Big Chill, What's Up, Doc?, Grand Canyon, Say Anything, The Lord Of The Rings, Band Of Brothers, Apollo 13, The Frank Darabont Collection
Favorite Music Buffett, Carbonleaf, David Gray, Van Morrison, B. B. King, Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Hank Williams, Buddy Guy, Sarah McLachlan, Emmy Lou Harris
Favorite Books The Three Musketeers, 20 Years After, The Man In The Iron Mask, The Catcher In The Rye, The Vicar Of Christ, The Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, All Quiet On The Western Front, Of Mice And Men, East Of Eden

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Wrap Slinky around goat's horns. Toss goat out. Order goat to jump back in. It's a goat; it'll do the opposite. Hang on to the ass end of the Slinky.