Neil "Mad Converter" Roberts

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Author
Location	Camborne, Cornwall, United Kingdom
Introduction	I'm an author living and working in the county of my birth and God's chosen country - Cornwall (At the moment the God that's chosen it seems to be Tlaloc, Aztec God of rain, but I'm sure it'll brighten up in the next century or two). In my life I have been a semi-professional miniature designer, a postman, several different types of clerical-officer and a science teacher. I have published numerous factual articles, short-stories and even poetry (and there's an amazing novel available for the first lucky agent or publisher to say "YES"). I am unmarried, have no children or interesting pets, but am in possession of a collection of DVDs that is large enough to warp the fabric of space/time.
Interests	Science (especially Physics), the miniatures hobby, sculpting and painting, reading, writing, television, film, theatre
Favorite Movies	Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, John Carpenter's The Thing, In the Mouth of Madness, Kelly's Heroes
Favorite Books	As Cruel As Nature (my unpublished masterpiece), Use of Weapons, How to Be a Superhero

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he/she/it bows down before me.