Guy Person
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Science |
| Occupation | Moon Scientist |
| Location | Possibly the Moon |
| Introduction | I have no way back to humanity, so forever I shall remain here, in the forbidden lands (the moon, duh) |
| Interests | Likes examining moon rocks |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
The burro. I think it ate some bad tamales.