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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation grocery clerk
Location Tucson, AZ, United States
Introduction I'm getting old but I don't want to grow up. I love coffee but it screws me up. I am a morning person. I value silliness and honesty.
Interests World of Warcraft, movies, politics, psychology
Favorite Movies Wizard of Oz, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Wild at Heart, There's Something About Mary, The Matrix, Unforgiven, Parenthood, A Clockwork Orange, Boogie Nights, Sideways, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Crumb, The Wedding Singer
Favorite Music Blue Oyster Cult, Megadeth, Garbage, Blondie, Pink Floyd, Liz Phair, No Doubt
Favorite Books The Once and Future King, Alice in Wonderland, Gulliver's Travels, Animal Farm, Elric series, H.P. Lovecraft, Asimov Foundation or Robots novels

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

Yeah I HATE when that happens! I guess that means the burro. I'm sorry, but how can you be happy about a potentially cataclysmic coffee-grounds accident? Sorry but life isn't all rainbows and bunnies.