DustyBarnfinds.com
| Introduction | Who’s Dusty? As biographer Horatio Q. Fabrication wrote in 1934: “Dusty Barnfinds is the offspring of an extremely brief, alcohol fueled, overachieving coupling between a midget carnival barker and the bearded fat lady of a competing circus sideshow in 1901. With his dad having left town before his tryst regained sobriety, Dusty grew up in the roustabout world of the travelling circus, finally setting out on his own at age 12, when the circus management found his entrepreneurial discount program of sneaking other kids under the tent flaps for a nickel each was in competition with their own financial interests. From that point, Dusty got real good, real fast, at finding things others had cast aside, and matching them up with people who might be looking for them. His prospecting, bartering and swapping skills are legendary, and today he travels the country finding cool old stuff that you probably should have kept, and selling them at www.DustyBarnfinds.com.” Or so he was told. |
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