About me

Gender	Male
Industry	Sports or Recreation
Occupation	Spelunker
Location	Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Introduction	I admit nothing.
Interests	Lawn Darts, Snail Racing, Rock Skipping
Favorite movies	Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Santa With Muscles, Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
Favorite music	Joey Scarbury, Right Said Fred, Gerardo, Snow, Don Johnson, Wreckx-N-Effect, Wang Chung
Favorite books	Anything by Cliff Notes, That one coffee table book about coffee tables