|Location||California, United States|
|Introduction||My name is Samantha. I am convinced that I was bred to be ornamental. This is a chronicle of my attempts to get dressed, learning to grow up, thinking too much, and that beautiful post-grad despair. To contact me or read about about how awesome I am, see my Blog & Blogger page.|
|Interests||Harry Potter, theater, thrifting, crafting, writing, fashion, style, taking pictures of myself, leaping in front of cameras, wordplay, bad puns, optimism|
|Favorite Movies||Billy Elliot, The Dark Knight, The Fellowship of the Ring, Léon, Pan's Labyrinth, Rocko's Modern Life, The Social Network, Zoolander|
|Favorite Books||Dubliners, The Egypt Game, Ender's Game, Everything Is Illuminated, The Golden Compass, Harry Potter, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The House of Mirth, Lolita, Night Watch, Persepolis, The Phantom Tollbooth, Raptor Red|
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Afraid of the imminent violent penetration that comes with being owned by the master of such a powerful instrument, but still confident in its ability to bring all the boys to the yard.