Valley Girl
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Silicon Valley, California, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Almost 30-something from Silicon Valley. Equal parts Carrie and Charlotte, with a dash of Samantha. Functional alcoholic, citizen of the Prozac nation. Fabulous. |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
When they start wishing that their birthday gift boxes would be smaller.