soonerfan78
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Business Services |
| Occupation | Cannibal |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | After further review, MANAGEMENT has decided that I am a sports freak, internet geek , and my farts reek. I rarely have time to respond to comments, because I am a slacker that melts when he comes home from a day of getting your mortal soul sucked from your skull. |
| Interests | Blogging, Football, Shrunken Heads, Sex with the Dead, "Hooting" off of the front porch at passing automobiles, and vomiting like an oscillating water sprinkler. |
| Favorite movies | "Anything Tarantino, Scorcese, or indulging in extreme violence. If it offends or is controversial, I LIKEY. Jackass to Slingblade, my tastes are varied." "Yeah right, you waterhead." you say smirking and easing back. |
| Favorite music | "Alternative, Rock, thrash, and classic rock. Bluegrass, blues, and jazz. And Mongolian Yak music as well." |
| Favorite books | "King, Barker, Koontz, and Stephen R. Donaldson, and classic sci-fi. All the classics, if it weird and unconventional, I will enjoy it." |
You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:
I stick out my tongue, lick my eyebrows and carefully avoid my nicotine stained nostrils, then yodel like an emasculated midget on helium.