Joygazmic
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Louisiana, United States |
| Introduction | The oxymoron of a too closely guarded secret lies that it doesnt exist |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thanks Auntie, you always seem to find the most interesting gifts! (read as 'useless shit') I hope you found equal enjoyment from my gift of vacuum hose attachments, I thought of you the moment I found them! (see, two can play this game bitch!) your loving Nephew