M@est0
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | underwater basket weaving |
| Introduction | A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom says: "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play." Son says: "But mom, there's no one to play with." Mom says: "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?" Son says: "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed." The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door. Mom says: "Now what do I do?" Son says: "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream." |