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John Gotheborg
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IntroductionJohn Gotheborg is a pastor, youth minister, author, and frequent patient at the Behavioral Health Unit. His psychological problems are not his fault but, rather, the work of nefarious agents of the Secret Government who torment him daily with microwave brain control. He lives with his lovely wife Suu Ni, whom he has loved since she was 14, and his daughters Park Choy, who was born to her before they wed in Korea, and Cecilia, who is homeschooled. His ex-wife's son Kevin lives in a trailer in the backyard, having been exposed to an ISM virus while serving in the Gulf War, and often spikes John's holy water with mescaline and other substances. As a true patriot, he struggles to expose the truth, as the microwaves cause intense headaches that often cause John to type in ciphers that only Alex Jones can decode.
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