Jinbon H Wrong aka Sloop John B

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Chemicals
Occupation Major Chump
Location Trieselandia III, Elbonia, Christmas Island
Introduction Maybe the farce be with you
Interests Medieval Faux Chimp Literature, unPolitics, Redneck Critical Philosophies, Pseudointellectualism, London Dogs, Women, Cinema, Foamography, Poetry, Bad Song Lyrics, Writing, Avant Garde Shite, wine, a lot of other stuff
Favorite Movies Q, This Island Earth, Back to the Future 2, Team America: World Police, the Ed Wood Oeuvre, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Creature From the Black Lagoon
Favorite Music Jeff Beck, Music of the Roman Empire, Bright Eyes, Coltrane, Insect Music, Punks, Insane Music, Lounge (esp. Martin Denny)
Favorite Books The Sun Also Rises, Finnegan's Wake (I Can't Read It), Anything by Dickens, Mr. Bukowski

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Samsonite. It will commemorate pettiness. Human beings enunciate words carefully by the feel of them in their mout's.