Forrest M. Woodard

My blogs

About me

Gender Male
Occupation Baby Extraordinaire
Location Nantucket, MA
Introduction I'm a classic Pisces with early onset male pattern baldness, a sweet smile that I show off mostly when I'm sleeping, and a taste for breastmilk (I'm a real boob man).
Interests Tanking up at the Boob Buffet, anything within 12 inches of my face, bright lights, long walks at the beach, resting my head on my mom's shoulder, sleeping in any open lap, goofing around.
Favorite Movies Video of my birth (we don't watch it that much because it gives my mom PTSD...), Beerfest, The Life Aquatic
Favorite Music Lullaby Versions of Coldplay, Bob Marley, Madeline Peyroux
Favorite Books Everyone Poops, Global Babies, On The Day You Were Born

Left boob or right boob?