Gender	Male
Industry	Accounting
Occupation	Hardly working
Location	Esgaroth, Urnose, Antarctica
Introduction	i love the smell of pie in the morning. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm lover, and I'm a sinner, I play my music in the sun, I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker, I get my lovin' on the run"- Steve Miller band
Interests	mirrors, world domination, myself, miniatures...of myself, and lord of the rings characters, painting, and of course...PIE!!!!!, without the crust, and a little bit of "chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night, a pair a' jeans that fit just right, and the radio up, well I`ve seen the sunrise, see the love in my woman`s eyes, feel the touch of a precious child, and know a mother`s love"- Zac Brown Band
Favorite movies	the fellowship of the ring, the two towers, the return of the king, the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, and many more that I don't feel like typing
Favorite music	Shania Twain, Cher, Mark Twain, Celine Dion, AC-DC, Winston Churchill, Jordin Sparks, Point of Grace, Charleton Heston, Avalon, Der Toten Hosen, Josh Groben, Josh Turner, Tina Turner, Dr. Phil, Dr. Pepper, P Diddy, Brad Pitt, Brad Paisley, Madonna, Nirvana, Wierd Al, Cream, Jim Carrey, Mariah Carey, Green Day, Green Peace, Green Sleeves, and a partridge in a pear tree!!!!!
Favorite books	the Bible, John's diary, the lord of the rings trilogy, a wrinkle in time trilogy, the door within trilogy, the circle of light series, the boxcar children books, the chronicles of narnia, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy trilogy (all 6 of them) :), dirk gently's holistic detective agency, the long dark tea-time of the soul, maybe the Edge chronicles, possibly the pendragon series, and a few other series' and books that i can't think of

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

when I stop reciting my ode to a lump of green putty I found in my left armpit upon a midsummer's eve