Eli

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Construction
Occupation Corporate Sell-Out
Location Lot 40, In a trailer park near you!
Introduction I have been accused of having been beaten by the tangent man, so this is the perfect forum for my warped sense of humor. I warn you, some content could be boring, or depressing, or funny, or odd ...nonetheless it is all mine...enjoy my free therapy.
Favorite Movies SUPERBAD!, BOURNE, (Ultimatum is by far the best!), NATIONAL TREASURE, SPY GAME, THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, "First you have to do the truffle shuffle...", "You built a time machine out of a Delorean?", "Behold the power of the wind...", "A lotta people go to college for seven years...", "Look kids Big Ben...Parliament"
Favorite Music An Eclectic Mix:, The Refreshments, Kanye, Toad the Wet Sprocket, U2, Green Day, Indigo Girls, Linkin Park, Staind, Counting Crows, Erasure, Enigma, Trapt, STP, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Good Charlotte, Pat Benetar, Snow Patrol, Imogen Heap, P!nk, Dixie Chicks, 3 Doors Down, Michael Buble, Evanescence, AFI, New Found Glory, Joshua Radin, Brad Paisley, any Rodney Carrington comedy, ditto for Dane Cook, a little punk, a little country, a little techno, a little retro, even a little Eminem, and 2pac...
Favorite Books THE THINGS THEY CARRIED by Tim O'Brien, SUPERFUDGE, ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN, AN URBAN AFFAIR(for my Sigma Delta Chi cohorts), JARHEAD, SPARE PARTS, BOURNE series, some Grisham, some Patterson, some Cornwell, some Clancy

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