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My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm old and I don't care. I drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit, leave my blinker on for 3 miles without turning, and couldn't hear a freight train drive through my living room. Actually, I could. My hearing is fantastic. I just like to pretend I can't hear a thing so those young people will stop babbling about worthless crap I couldn't care less about. Plus, it's a whole lot of fun when people think I can't hear them and talk about me. I just laugh thinking about the subtle revenge I'll get on them by bringing it up every Christmas until the day I die. I wear that middle finger proud! (I use it enough). |
| Interests | Shit Stirring |