Keyna

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Newspaper Reporter. So not a muckraker.
Location	Massachusetts, United States
Introduction	A little crazy, sometimes cranky, but mostly regular. I read, I write, and I don't like seafood. "No Shrimp?" "No, no shrimp." "Lobster?" "Nope." "Whadaya mean you don't like seafood?" "No seafood. You know, things people eat from the sea? No calamari, no scallops, no fish sticks...no seafood." "Oh."
Favorite Movies	Amelie, About A Boy, To Kill A Mockingbird, Oliver!, Being John Malcovich, Moulin Rouge, Bridget Jones' Diary, Drop Dead Fred, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Everything Is Illuminated, Napoleon Dynamite
Favorite Books	I want to learn Spanish.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Practice. Lots and lots of practice. Poop deck, poop deck, poop deck, poop deck, poop deck...