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Gender	Male
Location	Atlanta, Georgia, United States
Introduction	Joe Pettis is a stand-up comedian from Atlanta. He does not not wipe his hands after peeing.
Favorite movies	They Live
Favorite music	Water Polo
Favorite books	Who has time to write book titles?, Here are some great authors:, Carol Adams, Douglas Adams, Richard Bach, Roland Barthes, John Cheever, Don Delillo, William Faulkner, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jonathan Franzen, God, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Al Gore, Ernest Hemingway, Herman Hesse, A.M. Homes, James Joyce, Nella Larsen, Harper Lee, Christopher Moore, Toni Morrison, Flannery O'Connor, Robert Persig, Thomas Pynchon, JD Salinger, Leslie Marmon Silko, John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Nathaniel West,

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

I usually coat my "wood" with soap first; then I beat off like a monkey attacking a banana