Kortney
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Born in a small town. Grew up in a small town. Moved to a big town. Moved back to a small town. God help me. |
| Interests | Too much TV, smutty romance novels, Dan Brown and John Grisham Books, all kinds of music and movies, video games, Star Wars |
| Favorite movies | Star Wars, anything from Kevin Smith, most movies from the 1980s, Brat Pack and Rat Pack flix, Garden State, Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Disney movies |
| Favorite music | Dave Matthews Band, KT Tunstall, John Mellencamp, pretty much anything with a decent beat and lyrics that I can find some meaning in |
| Favorite books | Romance novels, erotica, John Grisham novels, Dan Brown books, chick lit |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Crazy-Pants, I absolutely adore the cock-shaped syrup dispenser. I had no idea that maple syrup and roosters went so well together. Sadly my Mrs. Butterworth bottle and the rooster have fallen in love and run away together, leaving me both sans cock and sans buttery maple goodness. Love always, your loving niece, RunsWithKindergartenScissors