The Agony Antagonist
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | It's time someone took Carolyn Hax to task, held Abby's feet to the (metaphorical) fire, took a (figurative) baseball bat to Amy Dickinson's kneecaps, etc. Am I the person to do that? Why yes. Yes, I believe I am. |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
"You're Wasting Water and Giving Mommy a Headache," or "Someone Call Child Services Before It's Too Late." That is, if the children are actually fit enough to leap properly. If they were like my children, I would have to name it, "The Ungainly Manatees Work Up an Appetite, Amusing No-One."