The Turd Burglar

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About me

Occupation Burglar of Turds
Introduction I reek havoc wherever I go.
Interests I clean up shit. Any kind, but especially that which is produced by people with no concept of reality or humanity. Said excrement is spewed forth by idiots on horse forums across the web.
Favorite Movies How the Stench Stole Christmas, Gone With the Wind, Scats, Shrek the Turd, Forest Dump
Favorite Music The Way Shitty Rollers, Craptain and Taniel, Scat Stevens

I stink, therefore I am.