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About me

Location United Kingdom
Introduction My name is Martha. I am 7 years old and I like books and toilet humour
Interests Reading, inventing and toilet humour

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt, Thank you for my rooster-shaped maple syrup thing-a-ma-bobby. I spend every day drinking it. Love Martha (your dearest granddaughter)