Krites
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| Gender | Female |
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| Location | California, United States |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Dark and depressed. Like it needs it's nails painted black for no other reason than to draw my attention away from apple into it's cold chocolate soul... to which I respond to with a detailed explanation of the type of straw (wide, and strong) used for a milk shake vs. the (flimsy, busted, good for nothing) type of straw which is to be used for repeatedly penetrating (in a not sexy way) an apple.