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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Goofy Goober
Location Bikini Bottom
Introduction Some say goofing goobers isn't an art. I say otherwise.
Interests goofing goobers, triple gooberberry sunrise
Favorite Movies 12 Randals Make a Pete, Sasquatch Attack 7: Return of the Dreaded Momma 'Squatch, The Great Caper of Jasper McDoogal, Zombie Rambo Rampage
Favorite Music Death Breath, Seventh Seagull, Curbside Takeaway, Congregational Doorways, The Dingleberries of Mayhem
Favorite Books Knitting with Dog Hair, How to Avoid Big Ships, The Right to Arm Bears, How to Make Fancy Coffins, Who Cares About Old People?, Cooking with Pooh

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

I don't think a monocle-and-top hat wearing ball will care what I wear when I meet him.