Jinxy
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Religion |
| Occupation | T.C.B., baby. |
| Location | The 'Burbs, Northern Virginia, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | "I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazis in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees." |
| Interests | International Travel, My Wife, Our Dogs, Reading, Running, Weightlifting, Dispatching Zombies with Ruthless and Deadly Efficiency |
| Favorite movies | Bubba Ho-Tep, Roustabout, Army Of Darkness, Dawn Of The Dead, Phantasm II, |
| Favorite music | Johnny Cash, Drive By Truckers, The Clash, The King |
| Favorite books | If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor, The Zombie Survival Guide, Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, From Here To Eternity |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
The bald frog with the wig is going to kill you while you sleep. And your pet hamster, too. The End.