The Czar of Muscovy
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію МЫ, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй |
| Location | Muscovy, IL, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I am become jackass, the destroyer of relationships. |
| Interests | Parade raining, balloon bursting, cahooting, iconoclasty |
| Favorite movies | Sticky Nicky Visits the Tractor Hospital, Why Grandma Now Lives In The Cellar, Highlander Vs. Mulan |
| Favorite music | Othello (The Soundtrack), Scary Noises for Haunted House Parties, Music Inspired By Queen Anne's Lace Arrangements |
| Favorite books | Party Naked: The Larry Storch Story, Kids Guide To Dense Wave Division Multiplexing, The Collected Short Stories of Pol Pot, Australopithecine Breast Augmentation As A Home Business |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because in my dream, the pool is filled with blood.