The Czar of Muscovy
My blogs
Gender | Male |
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Industry | Tourism |
Occupation | Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію МЫ, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй |
Location | Muscovy, IL, United States |
Links | Audio Clip |
Introduction | I am become jackass, the destroyer of relationships. |
Interests | Parade raining, balloon bursting, cahooting, iconoclasty |
Favorite Movies | Sticky Nicky Visits the Tractor Hospital, Why Grandma Now Lives In The Cellar, Highlander Vs. Mulan |
Favorite Music | Othello (The Soundtrack), Scary Noises for Haunted House Parties, Music Inspired By Queen Anne's Lace Arrangements |
Favorite Books | Party Naked: The Larry Storch Story, Kids Guide To Dense Wave Division Multiplexing, The Collected Short Stories of Pol Pot, Australopithecine Breast Augmentation As A Home Business |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because in my dream, the pool is filled with blood.