notmylespaul
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Astronaut Millionaire Cowboy |
| Location | Abilene, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I enjoy Peruvian Tiger wrestling, world domination, writing erotic novels.....for children(thats a joke...i mean it), jumping off of things, making absurd claims and accusations, not cleaning my car, playing canasta...with your mother, astronauting, eating as fast as I possibly can, drawing zombie escape routes on a napkin at IHOP, oh..im pretty fond of writing and painting as well. I've been known to sit and play bass for 6 hours straight, easily. I have loads of pet fish and frogs to keep me busy. I like training montages, and try to squeeze in as many as I can in one day. You'd be surprised how unsuccessful and disappointing they are.So really. So to sum up,YOu can't just walk a mile in my shoes, its more like, walking a mile in hell wearing gasoline soaked pajamas to Europe's " Final Countdown" (Punches the air) Yessss. |
| Interests | Breeding habits of the Kanachokkwa Carpenter ant, nitrogen chemistry concerning top soils, medieval brutatality in Italy during the Renaissance, secular mullet classifications, mustaches, psychology, physics, scientific method, criminal justice, art history, lamps, cereal, pudding skin, monkey machete fighting, music. |
| Favorite Movies | There are so many movies I love, I like anything that makes me laugh, and I love dramas..big whoop wanna fight about it? Heres a few of my all time favorites: The Breakfast Club, Batman, Dodgeball, So I Married An Axe Muderer, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Meet Joe Black, Sweeney Todd, Perfume, Hot Rod, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Drop Dead Fred, Across The Universe... anything with Anthony Hopkins or Michael Caine. ( I hate it when Michael Caine dies in a movie)I've left out so many, I'm far too lazy and I don't want to come off as "that movie guy" everyone has a friend like that. |
| Favorite Music | Again, this would take too long. Lemme sum up The Beatles Led Zeppelin Queen Journey Italian Opera Vince Noir, Howard Moon AFI |
| Favorite Books | I'm very picky about the books I read. I have a hard time getting into a book unless I find the main characters to be engaging enough. Which is hardly ever. Harry Potters 1-7 Artemis Fowls 1-4 The Hannibal Lecter Books |
The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?
I'll assume we're talking about a wicked backspin kick. And if that's the case, that means I'm fighting Chuck Norris. Translation : There's no such thing as winners, there's Chuck Norris, and then there's losers.