OneBoot
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Museums or Libraries |
| Occupation | Evil Map Librarian |
| Location | Someplace on, Pluto, U.S. Outlying Islands |
| Introduction | I am one of the fabled "Evil Librarians" from the Alcatraz series, who also enjoys listening to 80's music when I'm not busy taking over over the world and dispensing late fees. My current location is Pluto (our resident dwarf planet), where I am busy researching the Great Candy Conspiracy in the great library of Atlantis (I'll bet you didn't know it was really relocated to Pluto, did you?). My current area of focus is "Why is it assumed that kids stop liking free candy on Halloween once they reach a certain age (usually 15-16)?" |
| Interests | My hobbies include telling random people that their music is too loud, confiscating food items, and revoking library cards for use of cell phones in the library. |
| Favorite movies | Any that involve librarians ruling the world. Sadly, one has yet to be made. |
| Favorite music | There is no music allowed in the library! Turn your iPod off this minute! |
| Favorite books | All of them, as long as they are sorted, filed, and shelved in their correct and proper order. Oh, and any books on infiltration and sand are also good. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made of broken computer parts and held together by book tape. It will commemorate the Librarian victory over the Freelanders, in which we have finally succeeded in turning all of the Freelands into the Hushlands.