Naz
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| Introduction | This is where I come to cry. |
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| Interests | Writing, doodlin', drawing, manually pollinating flowers to assist the declining honey bee population, general humbuggery |
| Favorite Music | E.S. Posthumus, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, Bus Driver, MC Chris, Various movie soundtracks, Pavarotti, Connie Francis |
| Favorite Books | Crime and Punishment, Aquariums of Pyongyang, North Korean Propaganda Posters (David Heather Collection), Ender's Game, Badass |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
The sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle is nearly indistinguishable from a schoolboy with Irritable Bowel Syndrome farting out a lump of wet pop rocks.