Drew

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Federal Bureaucrat
Location Falls Church, Virginia, United States
Introduction I'm a snide, cynical alien hiding inside a Ward Cleaver lifestyle
Interests Dees, Dat, De Udder 'Ting
Favorite Music A little of everything from Mozart to Ministry
Favorite Books All sorts

You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?

WTF kind of retarded-ass question is that? Ummm... OH SHIT! WHERE'S MY CRACK PIPE?!?