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Industry Arts
Occupation Writer, Furniture Maker, Raconteur, Bon Vivant, Amateur Professional Attempter Of Feats
Location Oxford County, Maine, United States
Introduction I lost my job making glass eyes for merry-go-round horses back in my youth. I decided to become a mercenary commando soldier, you know, hired gun, but unwisely chose the Salvation Army as my outfit. I never got to kill anybody, and I've got tinnitus in my right ear from the bell now.
Interests I have lots of credit cards and a mortgage and pay lots of interests.
Favorite Movies Talkies, mostly.
Favorite Music I like to play Smoke On The Water, but I put the notes in a different order and use different words.
Favorite Books Non-fiction coloring