Uncle Tom
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Occupation | Slug |
| Introduction | Dull, pudgey, full head of hair - the usual |
| Interests | stuff |
| Favorite movies | Anything that has the words "Weekend at Bernies II" in the title |
| Favorite music | The Who and the sound of money being counted |
| Favorite books | The Poems of Richard Starkey, the Bible |